puppycrush2 | week two

[He suspects that he could say nothing this entire time and she'd just keep chattering to herself, a one way conversation that he doesn't need to participate in.

Will's future looks bleak if this is what he's content to saddle himself with.

He only answers because if he's talking she can't be, which offers a small and blessed reprieve, he does answer.]

Lionfish, I guess. [He likes eels too but no actual favorites. He's just tossing out a name, really.]

[ please that textpost was all i could think about as soon as the aquarium hit.

and SHE'D HAVE HIM KNOW THAT WILL LIKES LISTENING TO HER........ probably. unfortunately this is Encouragement now. ]

Have you seen those livestreams of the people spearing them? They can get so many on a single stick... I don't remember why they're doing it though, since it doesn't look that tasty.

[That was his mistake. Talking to her. But he is a wealth of knowledge and sometimes he can't help sharing.]

Lionfish are invasive species and extremely poisonous so spear fishers will go out and kill as many as they can. The problem is that lionfish can dive deeper than spear fishers so you'll never get them all.

This is its own problem, of course. You have a lot of inexperienced spear fishers who end up hurting the reef trying to kill the lionfish and then leaving them to just rot in the ocean. Lionfish, being invasive, don't really have any predators so it's only continuing to destroy the ecosystem by not removing them properly. But those that know what they're doing do eat the lionfish.

These fish, if not culled, will eventually spread through the entire Atlantic and are at risk of starving other fish out and causing them to become extinct.

[He moves to the next tank at this leisure, reading every sign and seeing if he can spot all the claimed fish within. It's a slow trudge through the aquarium while he drops his knowledge about fish.]

[ damn bro likes to talk. ]

Oh... Huh. Too bad they look so cool.

[ just not tasty. she'll follow after, staring at a flounder on the two inch sandy floor. and then moving on to peer at some seahorses in a smaller tank. oh, my god, they're curled on the same piece of seaweed... ]

I've lived near the ocean my whole life, but my family's big on land meat. So we've had those sushi platters but not... like, anything too off the menu. Are you a fatty tuna kinda guy?

I'm a whatever konbini is available at the corner store kind of guy.

[If he was ever eating sushi, and good sushi, it was because he coaxed Sae-san into it. Or she took him out for his birthday or something. There was certainly fatty tuna there but he was happy to eat anything that was provided.]

Seriously?!

[ she's almost aghast??? sushi from a corner store......... ]

No, no way. Not today! Today, we're gonna eat our fill of high priced sushi! Pick you favorite fish and we'll drop by after this. I mean, we're practicallty being paid to enjoy ourselves, so shouldn't we go all out?

[He wrinkles his nose at this.]

What? It's not like I've never had high price sushi. It was just easier and cheaper to get whatever was at the corner store. My life was busy.

And I'm saying we should drain the bank!

[ come on. you know you want to. ]

[Everyone here is an enemy as far as he's concerned. But there is no greater enemy than television producers. This has always been true. So Akechi sighs and rolls his eyes but... he also gives nod.]

Fine. Market price or nothing.

[ whoo!!!!! yay!!!!!! food after aquarium!!!!! she's so excited!!!!! ]

I wanna see the otters. They're cute, gentle creatures just like me. Let's route that way.

[Otters are cute but he can't agree with that statement. Anna is one of the least cute people he's come across. He follows, reluctantly, anyway. He does want sushi. On the production team, of course. So he'll only be slightly more agreeable as they go through the aquarium. He does stop on occasion to look at the occasional fish or other fascinating looking creature.]

[ that's fine, anna's stopping more than she thought she would to look at everything... especially the jellyfish. they're so pretty, all lit up in their tubes. this would be romantic if it wasn't akechi. ]

So what made you wanna become a detective?

[He clicks his tongue at the question and debates answering. And how honest the answer he wants to give is.

He gives in if only because he is concerned she'll just keep rattling off questions or, worse, start making assumptions.]

I wanted to avenge my mom.

[Which is not completely truthful but not necessarily a lie. In the end... everything he did was to get vengeance for his mother.]

[ momma's boy like josuke huh

though

hmm. he's not exactly an open person, so he probably won't tell her anyway... ]

... It's not relevant to me finding you a perfect match, so you don't need to explain any more than that, but... did you get to? Avenge her.

No. I didn't.

[And he won't ever forgive himself for that. That someone else had to do it for him. That he wasn't able to look Shido in the eyes and watch the life fade from it after she spent countless nights crying her eyes out for a man that would never come back to her nor had he ever cared about her.]

[ man. ]

Well, that blows.

[ understatement of the century. she straightens up and moves to the next tank, a passing glance at the bioluminescent wall of jellies before continuing. ]

I'm gonna ask you some questions to help you find your perfect match. That's pretty much the reason I wanted to go out with you. Okay?

[How much trouble can he get in if he was to push her into the shark tank? Obviously a lot but... it might be worth it.]

It goes without saying that there is no such thing as a "perfect" match. But ask whatever you want.

[He'll decide as they come if they're worth answering.]

And you'll answer anything you don't think is stupid. Yeah, yeah, I've heard it before... and it's just the game lingo, so whatever. Your "good enough" match.

[ his "sufficient" match... heh. okay. ]

You're a pretty independent person, but if someone wanted you to lean on them, could you do it? Or would you prefer they just do... quiet actions to show they're there for you? Like making your favorite food on a bad day type of thing.

[ direct vs indirect care, maybe. it is. ]

[Could he lean on another person? He had to at the end of the year. And he hated it. But if you take out the life and death aspect that his life had been... Could he lean on someone and rely on them for mundane things?]

No. [It feels weak to do so. He doesn't need help. And he doesn't need to rely on anyone.] If they wanted to make coffee in the morning or have dinner at the end of the day then fine. I suppose that's acceptable.

[ small gestures guy got it ]

Ever felt relaxed around someone before? Yes or no.

Once.

[And only once. You'll get the name over his cold dead body. Or... Ryuji, probably.]

[ that's fine she doesn't need a name, just ]

What about them relaxed you?

We were rivals. They met every challenge be it physical or intellectual.

[Had things been different... But they are not.]

And that relaxed you? Boys are so weird.

[ but there's probably something to it she doesn't get. it's not like she's had a rival in that way... lemon could understand.

wait. actually, thinking about it like that helps. someone who keeps up, who strives to match his pace, who meets expectations high as they might be... or at least puts in the effort to. anna nods like she suddenly gets it.

moving onto that big tank with a thousand fishes and sometimes the Shark. ]

This game's set up on what the producers think we need, so... I guess, what do you think they think you need in a potential partner? Deduce away, detective!

[Maybe not relaxed, exactly. But the closest he felt to being at ease. Either way he doesn't explain himself. He doesn't need to.

As for what he needs here? Who the hell knows. He had hopes they were basing his matches off of his made for television personality. After that card and some of his dates... That's probably not the case.]

Hell if I know. But here is what I do know. You and Ritsuka-san are busy bodies so you're an obvious no match. Asa-san needs help and I'm not one to provide it. Sanji-san and Steve-san are no for obvious reasons. As is Minami-san, I don't have the patience for whatever is wrong with him.

I don't know what Dorothea-san offers and I don't think we're a match. So that pretty much leaves Mark and Will. And I can see it being either of them. Mark and Will can keep up with me. Physically, for certain.

[He's not throwing Will's name out there to be an ass. It's a possibility still and worth mentioning. If they make an assumption that one pair is solid with no evidence other than "woman's intuition" they'll be fucked.]

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