week two | mingle

[showhost]

Welcome to week two, Teens Who Are Definitely Searching for Love!

Hopefully everyone got a lot of rest over the weekend, and are bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the upcoming week, because there are a few things of interest this week.

But first, some changes of note in the house!

First: there is a giant rectangular box on the living room table, addressed to Lessing. It is a care package. The only thing in it is his sword.

There is some Bauernbrot bread on the counter. Ask Lessing about that too.

There is now a hot tub near the pool. It’s large enough to seat about six teens comfortably, but you can get more in there if you really try for some reason.

Okay I think that’s everything. Additionally, Tsukasa is here early this week! He’s looking pretty perky, seemingly recovered from the Match Ceremony, and he’s got some interesting info to share with everyone.

Embrace Space | Property Damage, etc | Dates | Mini-Event
Truth Booth Voting | Match Ceremony Submissions

Comments

[inparfait]

[ that is a question, isn't it? anyway up he goes... ]

Hey! I'm not a sack of sugar!

[hgeegh]

Even a sack of sugar is sweeter than you. Pipe down. It'll be over before you know it!

[He would carry any guy this way, so it's not a targeted attack on Minami, whom he begins to carry out the room.]

[inparfait]

Obviously, I'm a demon!!!!

[ he is not piping down! but sanding probably expected this. ]

[hgeegh]

So I've heard. If you think that's enough to scare me, think again.

[At least his strides are even and smooth.]

[inparfait]

Nah. But I could scare you if I really wanted.

[ phone why must u autocorrect like this. sanji has rights! ]

[hgeegh]

I'd like to see you try.

[Famous last words. He regains his rights, only to lose them again.]

[inparfait]

[ he starts to laugh which is probably a curious sensation while sanji's carrying him. ]

You got it! Look forward to it, hehe .

[hgeegh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Curious, though not enough to alarm Sanji, who opens the door to the bathroom. He's being thorough.]

Need to go?

[inparfait]

What? No!!!!

[ he's flailing now. could he get out of this if he tried? maybe. but time to flail instead. ]

[hgeegh]

[He clicks his tongue.]

I'm leaving now, so quit fussing.

[The bathroom door clicks shut. Sanji moves on to another room, wondering if he should tuck Minami against his side instead.]

[inparfait]

How long are you gonna carry me for!?!?

[hgeegh]

All around the house, remember? Relax. It'll be over before you know it.

[inparfait]

[ he does not remember because his attention span is microscopic. ]

Hnnngh. Fine!!! [ he stops flailing. ]

We need the stupid clue because half the people here couldn't say if they liked vanilla or chocolate better, let alone a person.

[hgeegh]

[A part of Sanji is actually impressed that Minami stops.]

Feelings can be as complicated as flavor. We can't all be like you.

[inparfait]

Then get better at it! You should at least be able to say what you don't like rather than "Oh gosh, I don't know!".

[ sanji can't see minami's face, but fun fact: he's capable of mimicry, though for this he uses a random generic high school girl voice than anyone here specifically. ]

[hgeegh]

[Sanji glances at him. Naturally, they can't make eye contact at this angle.]

Why are you so good at that . . . ?

[It's like listening to the work of a devil fruit. Geez.]

I already said that I don't like anyone who wastes food.

[inparfait]

Cuz I'm a demon!!! [ though yeah he did, but. ]

Did that help you actually narrow it down?

[hgeegh]

[Demon. Right.]

Maybe. I don't like [most] men, either.

[inparfait]

[ sorry he's not gonna be the one to help out sanji's biawakening because with how he's spoken, this makes sense to minami. ]

So there's some girls you thought were hot but they waste food?

[hgeegh]

[ . . . Anna threw the crust—no! No, that was during the heat of angry passion. Anna loves food! Besides, he ate what she threw.

But Steve disrespected pocky.]

I'm just saying that there's a higher likelihood of my match being a lady. It doesn't mean I'm disregarding the guys.

[inparfait]

You've only talked about women before.

[ sus. ]

Or has someone here changed your mind?

[hgeegh]

[No.]

No. I'm here for the wish. That means I'm not taking chances with this so-called algorithm.

[inparfait]

You'd think they really wouldn't give a shit if you don't wanna fuck a dude? [ laughing despite the positioning. ]

That's pretty terrible!

[ and funny to him. ]

[hgeegh]

[That's crass. His face reddens despite himself. That's so crass!

He jostles Minami with the lift of his arm.]

Shut up! There's more to it than sex!

[inparfait]

Not if you can't get it up!

[ i am so sorry. ]