week three | dates

[showhost]

You worked up your courage and asked someone out on a date! Good job!





Now you have to hope the producers are kind re: where they send you.

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[makeine]

[ all it takes is a little communication. who knew. she did but it wasn't on her to communicate. she's big on it though. ]

Oh, is that so.

[ she stares up at his horns curiously.. smaller than that. ]

By the way, are you measured in hands or centimeters?

[counton]

[ Hands..... Like.... one might a burdenbeast?

Lessing looks briefly flummoxed by the question. ]

Centimeters... We don't usually count horns in the measurement either.

[makeine]

[ sorry she

consistently does this to him. he's a bewilderbeast now. ]

Really? I guess it wouldn't be fair to, since I imagine a lot of your kind's curves. You can't straighten it like a cat's tail.

[ ...

wait!!!!!! the reason they're here!!!!!! she'll make sure her towel's nice and tight before taking his wrist. to the sauna. please. ]

C'mon, we can sweat and talk at the same time. [ detox just to retox when she sees will and gets sad again later. ] You're gonna feel so good when it sets in, promise. There's nothing like being steamed.

[ with the confidence of a woman who's been steamed, clearly. ]

[counton]

[ As far as he's aware, Felines don't usually count their tails in their heights either, but he won't add in that fact. People generally stand upright, so they're measuring themselves in different ways than a four legged creature would be measured anyway.

He will follow along though, compliant and unbothered by the wrist grab as she ushers him into the sauna. ]

It's been awhile, but I have been to a sauna before.

[ Did you know in Germany they usually wear towels up until they go into the cabin, and then sit in the sauna in the buff? Yes, even in mixed gender saunas.

So as they move into the cabin of the sauna, Anna might want to quickly explain some cultural differences to this boy if she doesn't want to find out if horn size really does correlate to something else, because he is reaching for his towel like he's about to take it off. ]

[makeine]

[ hand to his other wrist abso fucking lutely not. ]

Leave it. Towels stay on in the sauna, Lessing-san. The only man I wanna see naked is the one I'm in love with, got it? Someone I'm gonna marry.

[counton]

[ Wha--

Alright...

Lessing looks kind of confused by that, but he'll stop trying to strip himself. ]

Sorry.

[ He even sounds a little confused in his apology, but this sounds like it's very important to Anna, so... ]