[That confession has him tossing a glance at her. One that's long enough to distract him and that means this one's going to be a little misshaped. And that's okay.]

Didn't you say you did history restoration? [Or something like that.] That sort of thing is everywhere an any ancient society. In Greek art they would depict men with smaller "specimens" because that was more attractive. And monsters were always drawn with larger ones. And that's just a basic example off the top of my head.

Have you really never seen one?

[Color him skeptical.]