week one | overflow

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[haircared]

[ Josuke shakes his head innocently. ]

I wouldn't do that to you.

[ His eyes are still a little wide regarding finding out that zombies are real, and that Steve's been infected by one. Not because he's scared of him or because he's grossed out, but because like the other 300 bizarre things he's endured this summer, he has to say zombies is up there in the top 5 weirdest, maybe below aliens but above super intelligent rats. ]

So.... you're like, a survivor in the apocalypse? Do you shoot guns and stuff?

[ this is the first thing that comes to his mind... just like in his video games... ]

[newlugers]

[ somehow, Josuke has been the most successful in calming him down, if only because he's managed to distract him with his crazy Stand bullshit. The existential crisis is still lurking in the background - he's just also wondering if maybe pompadour guy's magic powers could actually fix him. Maybe...

he shakes his head. ]

It's not the apocalypse - there was just one big incident. This medical company was doing some kind of screwed-up bioweapon research and ended up getting a whole city destroyed when their prototype leaked... [ he snorts derisively. ] I'm just unlucky enough to have a dumbass dad who worked for them and got the rest of us in trouble when shit started hitting the fan. Turns out they had more labs than just the one in that city.

[ a pause. ]

I do shoot guns, though.