week one | overflow

[showhost]

you're all animals


Embrace Space | Property Damage, etc
Truth Booth Voting | Match Ceremony Submissions

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[boneface]

[ BUT. he collects himself. ]

Now, we focus on finding you your perfect match.

[singurarity]

How about you manage to go on one date first before trying to help me?

[boneface]

[ —ack! ]

I — I will! I'm planning on it. I'm gonna take Wednesday on a date and it'll be sooooo cool, promise.

[singurarity]

Okay...

[ JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. ]

I'm trusting you on this.

[boneface]

[ WOW. the intensity. ]

Okay!

[ a pause and then he kind of. lowers his voice and leans in a bit. ]

Where do you think I should take her on a date? I was thinkin' like, an amusement park. With a haunted house.

[singurarity]

Oh, that could be good, but you've gotta make sure it's actually a scary one or she's just going to think it's cheesy.

[ Tough crowd. ]

Maybe something like an escape room? Or an axe-throwing place, they've got those! I think.

[boneface]

[ !!! OH. That sounds really good, actually. He looks pumped then. ]

Yeah, I bet she'd love that! Ohhh, now I've got a bunch of ideas. Do you think she likes swords?

[ is he thinking of asking the staff to give them a date of something related to the sengoku era and torture, yes ]

[singurarity]

I think she's into all kinds of weapons.

[ Honestly. ]

[boneface]

[ you know, you're probably right. ]

Okay, what about somethin' sengoku era related? Like a museum or we visit one of those old castles or something. Then she learns a little bit about me and I learn a little bit about her.

[singurarity]

Ohhhhh, I bet she'd love that! Yeeees!

[ She's delighted. ]

[boneface]

[ Ahhh!! He figured it out!! A good date!! He looks so relieved. ]

Alright, cool! I'll ask the producers, then!