He has to become king so he can unify a lot of different people and make the world better. I dunno if you've noticed, but he's not exactly... a stand out guy? Like, he's quiet and soft spoken. Even though once you talk to him, [ she can't help the fondness that seeps in, ] he's sweet and determined, and he always does what he can for others. He's super sincere too. I really love the way I feel when I with him.

[ ... or when she was with him, but. she doesn't want to say that. ]

So part of our deal was, um. That I could help him with screentime -- you know, make sure he gets plenty of air -- and give him some pointers as someone who's a bombastic babe with a total Masters in social dynamics. And he has learned a lot! So... just on the line of that, is all. What he means.

[ ... ]

There are some unexplainable things that've got nothin' to do with being a king, though.