[ listen.... don't worry about it mark. sometimes u send someone to the hospital for 2months because they said your hair was cringe ]

I wish. Over ten years of wearing my hair like this, though — if it was gonna happen, probably would've happened by now. [ People getting the picture and laying off forever, that is. ] I was kinda nervous coming here, actually...

[ Not because he's scared of being made fun of, but because he is concerned that he would beat someone into the hospital on TV. He looks up and away, continuing to talk about this casually. ]