[ See, Mark gets it. His heart skips a beat. He said his hair was cool... ]

You'd be surprised how many ass whoopings I've had to hand out over it.

[ Most of them minor, but when someone really makes fun of it, he has been known to rearrange their face or do shenanigans to trap objects in the offender's body. You know, that they then have to get surgically removed. He can't help himself! But yes, this is the part where he's going to openly admit that he beats people up. ]

It's my pride and joy, and styled after my role model. Insulting it is the same as insulting him — I don't let it slide, ever.